Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)